Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Merry Christmas 2014

There was a big, wonderful snowstorm before Thanksgiving this year, and it put me in the holiday spirit early. I actually ordered my Christmas cards before Thanksgiving--which is a first! But not surprisingly, I still waited until just this past week to mail and deliver them!!

I ordered two styles of Christmas cards because Josh and I both liked different ones, so not everyone received the same card! Here's what they looked like, and our annual newsletter, too:


In with the NEW; Out with the Old!
2014 was a year full of NEW experiences for our family!
Here’s 14 of them:

1. Jonah and Micah went skiing for the FIRST time in January. Grandpa P. paid for them to take lessons, and they both liked it!

2. Kala enrolled as a full-time online college student at Western Governor’s University in February, working towards a degree in elementary education.

3. Kanyon participated in the sport of wrestling for the FIRST time in the spring. He never got pinned, which we were proud of, but he also never won a match. He was focused & determined during the season, and wants to try it again!

4. Our family went on a spring vacation in March to Moab and stopped at Goblin Valley State Park on the way. None of us had ever been there before, so it was NEW to all of us! We got lost trying to get there, and had a huge family fight in the car on the road, but the end result was fun!

5. Ammon went on band tour to Seattle with the high school group in April, and it was his FIRST time on a charter bus. The time in Seattle was awesome! Unfortunately, the time on the bus driving there and back was not!

6. Jonah and Micah both got their FIRST pairs of glasses this spring. And then they got their 2nd and 3rd pairs this summer and fall after accidentally breaking a/o losing them!

7. Ammon went to his FIRST formal dance (8th Grade Prom) in May.

8. Kala went to a 4-day adult singing camp in Challis called Chorale Rendezvous in July. It was the FIRST time she’d been a part of a choir since high school!

9. We went camping to a NEW location near Leadore in July. Josh and Ammon had a great time riding their motorbikes together on lots of trails in the mountains while we were there, but the camping excursion ended with a trip to the emergency room in Salmon and Josh with a torn A/C ligament.

10. Josh learned how to do things in NEW ways while being impaired due to his injured shoulder. He even fixed a broken pipe in the pond at the golf course one-handed, too!

11. Ammon took driving lessons and got his FIRST driver’s permit in August!

12. Micah and Jonah played on the youth football league for the FIRST time this fall. They have been looking forward to it for years, but it was a lot harder than they’d anticipated. It was so exciting when their team made their first touchdown during their 4th game!!

13. Kala started a NEW healthy lifestyles challenge in the summer. In October, she reached the 20-pound mark for amount of weight lost (which is the halfway point of her goal)!

14. Kanyon was a salesman at the pumpkin patch in October for the FIRST time, and he did an excellent job happily serving and helping people.

May your lives be filled with joy in the NEW Year (amidst times of good & bad)! 
Love, Josh & Kala Tolman and family

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Marathon Halloween

Halloween was a full-blown, non-stop, two-day event this year. I was exhausted when it was all through!

It started with the school celebrations on Thursday the 30th. On Thursday morning, I took the treats for Kanyon's class party to school, cupcakes for the carnival, Micah's carved pumpkin for the contest, and a Halloween Bingo came that I'd made for part of the Kindergarten's class party. We were running late and I had to make multiple trips to the car and back to the school to get it all delivered. Because I work in the Kindergarten classroom all day, the busy craziness didn't stop: the morning kids had their party and parade, then the afternoon kids had their party and parade with the rest of the school. The 5th graders started the afternoon parade, and when they came in through the kindergarten classroom, I couldn't see Jonah or Micah. I couldn't figure out where they were--and then some of the other 5th graders told me they'd already come through, and I couldn't believe I missed them! I'd totally forgotten what costumes they'd picked out a few weeks earlier. For the first time this year, I let all the boys pick out a costume at Wal-Mart (usually we make or piece together our own costumes), and since both of them picked costumes with masks, I didn't recognize them! I wasn't particularly fond of their creepy costumes, either.
Jonah
Micah
Kanyon
After the afternoon costume parade through the school, all the other classes had their parties and thankfully I was able to stop into to Kanyon's classroom for a bit.

As soon as school was out, I took the boys to the Merchant's Trick-or-Treating on Main Street. After walking downtown for an hour, their buckets were full!

Immediately following that, we went to the school's Halloween Carnival that night. I volunteered for an hour in two of the classroom booths, and the three younger boys played games and ate carnival food on their own (so I have no pictures of that).

It had been a full 12-hour day in town, and we finally got home around 8:00!
I was a Katy Perry fan!
I was sooo tired! I had stayed up until midnight the night before finishing the tutu on my costume (It took me 3 hours to complete--I had no idea it would take so long!), and making the treats for Kanyon's class party, so I was grateful to finally have a rest from the marathon day! 

On Friday, October 31, Josh and Ammon went to Boise for State Cross Country. I worked for Amanda at her salon that morning, then in the afternoon I came home and did a photo shoot with the boys in their costumes. It was a gorgeous fall day, and beautiful weather for Halloween!
Jonah was a devil with light-up eyes.
Micah was a grim reaper. 
It's sad to me when they get to the age
that they want to wear creepy, rather than fun, costumes!
I like this photo MUCH BETTER!!!
Kanyon was a blue ninja,
which he'd been requesting for months!
That evening, we had our ward Halloween party. We had a chili dinner and a costume parade and games for kids, and trick-or-treating in the hallway.

Since we were already in town, I told the boys I would take them trick-or-treating door-to-door at people's houses, which I've never taken them to do. We usually just go to the Merchant's one, or some of our neighbors out in the country. They liked walking down streets, going house to house, and it was fun to see a lot of other kids out and about that night, too. We got home around 9:30, and we were all so tired.

It had been a crazy, but super awesomely fun 2-day Halloween! And the boys had a TON of candy--that magically disappeared within 2 weeks!

Saturday, December 13, 2014

No longer "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"

This fall, the high school music department held it's annual fundraiser "Salmon Idol" for the 8th time. Every year except for two, I have been a contestant or a special musical number in the show.  I wasn't sure I wanted to be involved again this year, but Amanda really wanted to compete as a duet. Since she joined me last minute in the trio performance I did this summer at Choral Rendezvous in Challis, I owed it to her to do the same for her in response. 

She wanted to do the song "Sisters" from White Christmas--which I had never heard before. We practiced a few times before the audition in September, and then we rehearsed, memorized, choreographed and added costume pieces to our number.  And two days before the show at the end of October, I asked a young gentleman named Dylan to be a guest dancer in our song performance, too. We'd had a lot of practice and felt very prepared for the show on October 28. 

There were 12 contestants in the senior show (there's a junior show for kids who are 13 and under, too), and it was a spectacular show to say the least! There was lots of live music this year--accompaniments on the guitar, piano, and drums. There was lots of quality performances, and I felt honored to be part of the show. We were the only adults in the show this year besides one other contestant Ashley, which made it even more amazing to see the talent that was produced! The MC for the event, Camille, decided to do little video clips of each of the competitors to introduce them before their performance. We had to tell the audience a little about ourselves in 30 seconds. Here's that clip:  Introduction Video

We had a great time performing together, and I wasn't nervous at all. I was only doing it for fun, so I felt free from the pressure of winning or losing (like I've always felt in the past). You can watch it here:  Performance Video  After our song ended, Camille the MC asked us how we picked the song, and I told her that when I've picked the song to sing at Salmon Idol in the past, I've always been the bridesmaid and never the bride, so I let Amanda pick the song this year instead.

When it was over, all the contestants came back onto the stage together. Amanda and I were in the very back. We had already decided that with such good competition, we wouldn't be in the top 3 places. Camille announced 3rd place, and then 2nd place, and Amanda and I were whispering about who would be first when she announced it. We had no idea who she said, so we just stood there, waiting to see who would go forward. Then Camille said it again into the microphone, but because we were behind the speakers, we couldn't discern who she had said. Then one of the performers standing next to us, said that we had won. We just stood there staring at each other in disbelief, then I said "are you sure?!!". Everyone was now staring at us, and it was quiet in the gym. We walked through the other performers to the front of the stage, and stood there staring at Camille with wide eyes. We received our prize money ($100 to split between the two of us), and the audience was clapping, but we were just so shocked!!! It was priceless, for sure! I couldn't believe I had finally won!!! After all these years, I was finally no longer the bridesmaid!! ;)
Emmy--3rd place, Shania--2nd place, Kala & Amanda--1st place winners
When it was over, and people started to leave, it felt so surreal. Amanda and I had a few photos taken together to document the happy, shocking moment!


The responses we received were so varied... John, the high school music director and our friend, told me that I was finally a winner because I wasn't concerned with winning while I was performing!! Then Josh walked up and told me he couldn't believe we won because he wouldn't have placed us in the top 3. I was irritated that he would say that (but weeks earlier, when I told him what song we'd be singing, he said "you'll never win with that", so I guess he never thought it was possible)!! But thankfully, lots of other audience members came up and told us what an outstanding job we did and how much they loved our performance! Amanda called her parents to tell them that we'd won, since they hadn't come to the show, and her mom said "But you told me you wouldn't win!!!". She was sad that she'd missed it, because she's come to watch Amanda when we performed together in the other years!

Amanda and I love singing together, and this was just a big bonus to win while having fun with her! I admit, receiving 1st place felt validating for my soul because I've been feeling so deflated musically lately ever since I got demoted from my music teaching position at the elementary school. I treasure this moment in time I have with my dear friend: singing, dancing, and performing together (and now I think I officially need to see the movie "White Christmas", since that's where our winning song came from).

Friday, December 12, 2014

Independent Carvers

We all carved our pumpkins together on the last Monday night in October as a Family Home Evening activity. I really liked how everyone very independently worked: they had their own ideas, cleaned out their pumpkins on their own, and carved their pictures into the pumpkins by themselves. I helped Micah and Kanyon find a design that they wanted on the computer and printed it out for them, but other than that, I really didn't do much to help them this year with the carving activity, which was so nice. It is so pleasant for me to watch my children do things on their own; I really am glad for their abilities to think and work for themselves, and seeing them be independent helps me to appreciate their differences and unique skills that they all possess.



It took about an hour and a half for everyone to complete their cleanings and carvings, and I love the variety we had this year! We basically had 3 common themes: Boise State, logo symbols, and faces:
Micah's BSU horse mascot
Josh's BSU letters
Ammon's NIKE symbol
He also carved Under Armour and Adidas symbols on the other sides.
Jonah's CHEVROLET symbol
He also carved a NIKE symbol on the other side. 
Kanyon's Angry Bird flying out of a tree. 
Kala's theater masks
Everyone's jack-o-lanterns all together. 
 Micah decided to enter his pumpkin in a carving contest at the elementary school's Halloween Carnival, so he painted the Boise State letters onto his pumpkin a few days later before we took it to the school. I was very impressed with his desire to intricately carve the design, and then paint the letters, and it all paid off because he won first place in the contest and scored some free movie passes!

Monday, December 1, 2014

Fall 2014 Top Ten

It's December 1st!!! I truly can't believe how quickly this year is passing! So, with the welcome of the new winter season, I'm bidding farewell to the fall with our completed Fall Top Ten list (a snapshot of what we looked forward to/accomplished during the fall season).

1. Attend the Eastern Idaho State Fair 
[Completed 9/3] This was the first time we've taken all the boys with us to it, and it turned out to be a successful and super fun day for all of us!

2. Celebrate Jonah & Micah's birthday 
[Completed 9/22] Each boy invited one friend, and we spent the afternoon at an outdoor family fun center in Rigby. They had a blast!

3. See Katy Perry in concert
[Completed 9/29] Josh and I enjoyed her concert--it was well worth the 6 month wait from when we purchased the tickets!

4. Watch Ammon's XC meets 
[Completed 11/1] Ammon's freshman XC season started strong and ended strong, but he had a rough time about half-way through after he had an accident while helping some people move furniture and hurt his knee in the process.

5. Go camping at Challis Hot Springs
[Completed 10/5] We had a quick overnight trip to the Hot Springs. We soaked a few times while we were camping after Ammon's XC race there, and we were glad it was nice weather, too.

6. Go to Jonah & Micah's football games 
[Completed 10/11] Micah's jersey # was 63, and Jonah's was 74. Their season lasted 2 months, and they had 6 games. It was a good learning experience for them, but not necessarily an enjoyable one.

7. Host our pumpkin patch sale days
[Completed 10/25] This was our 6th and final year hosting a pumpkin patch. The weather was awesome, and we sold out of all our pumpkins by the final weekend of sales.

8. Go trick or treating for Halloween 
[Completed 10/31] The three younger boys went trick-or-treating 3 times! First, at the Merchant's Trick-or-Treat, then at the church party on Halloween evening, and then on Halloween night I drove them around neighborhoods in town to go, too. It was the first time they've trick-or-treated in town, and their candy buckets were overflowing!

9. Celebrate Josh's birthday 
[Completed 11/9] I loved celebrating Josh's birthday with him this year. We ate out twice, had family over for a steak dinner, went to the hot springs, and went out dancing with some friends, too--and I was having so much fun that I didn't take a single picture of any of it!

10. Spend Thanksgiving with the Perkins family 
[Completed 11/27] All of Kala's siblings were able to come, and we had so much fun with everyone! We ate delicious food, played games, laughed, and talked. It was a wonderful, relaxing Thanksgiving.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

November 2014 on FB

November 5: I just put up fall/Thanksgiving decorations in my house tonight to cheer me up because of the disappointment I felt from yesterday's Idaho election results.

November 7: Happy Birthday to my awesome, sexy, hard-working husband! Although it feels like my birthday too...because his goals for today are sleeping in (that means I got to, too!!), taking me to lunch (yay me!), and going for a drive with me (bonus!). I love you, Josh!

November 8: 4 months and 21 pounds gone!!! By this time next month, my weight should start with the number 1 instead of the number 2! I'm so close to that point and it feels so good!!

November 9: I've had the funnest weekend with people I love!!! I feel on-top-of-the-world happy!!! I just love celebrating birthdays, and am so glad that Josh has one in November! It's the perfect timing in between October and Christmas stress, and I've enjoyed every moment with him the past few days!

November 11: I enjoyed seeing the Salmon school's Veterans Day Assembly today. I am very honored to have a heritage of Veterans in my family thanks to my Grandpa P, my Dad, and my brother Cody!

November 16: Today was the twins' last primary program. They weren't too excited about doing it, but Kanyon sure was, and he did a great job with his part: he even memorized it!

November 20: I look forward to Thursdays because I know I will be rewarded at the end of each exhausting, busy school week on Thursday night when I watch "Parenthood" from the comfort of my bed. I'm so saddened and disappointed and dismayed that this is its farewell season!!! 

November 21: I made a goal a few weeks ago to finish my current college class before Thanksgiving. So every day for the last two weeks after working all day at school, I've come home, made dinner, and worked 3-4 solid hours each night on my college class. It's been so exhausting, and not fun, but very worth it because I just took my final and passed with a 97%!! And now I am going to reward myself with an ENTIRE week OFF from college work! YAY!!!

November 26: Feasts were abound at school today in honor of the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday. We had one in morning and afternoon Kindergarten class, and I got to help with Kanyon's 2nd grade one too!

November 27: Happy Thanksgiving! I'm so thankful that I'll be able to spend the day with my family. Utah, here we come!

November 28: Today was my grandma's last day on earth. She taught me to play lots of classic card games (like King's Corner). I learned to like herbal tea because of her. She was skilled at creating beautiful crochet pieces, and always lovingly gave her creations away (dolls, pillowcases, blankets). I am blessed because of her service and love, and I will miss her, but I am glad to know that she is now pain-free and finally reunited with the love of her life.

November 30: Ammon told me yesterday that this was "the Best Thanksgiving ever!". I have to agree: I enjoyed spending fun time with my siblings, eating my mom's delicious food, going shopping with my husband on Friday, attending the temple, and then going out for a movie with my boys last night. It has definitely been an awesome Thanksgiving weekend, and I'm kind of bummed that it's over!

Jack-o-Lantern Look-Alike

Accidents are common in a house full of boys.

I feel like we are pretty blessed, because for as many accidents that the boys have, we don't have more visits to the hospital E.R. We tend to have a lot more physical damage done to property than bodily harm done to the boys. 

But this wasn't the case on October 22, when an accident happened at school, with the results being permanent damage done to Kanyon's sweet face.  

He was running at recess, playing tag with his friends on the Big Toy. Up until that day, he'd played basketball every recess, trying to improve his skills. But on this particular day, he wanted to do something different. When he was running around, he tripped, and hit his mouth on the slide, and his tooth broke. His permanent, front tooth. 

Of course it happened on a day when neither his parents nor his grandparents were around; we had all gone to Challis to watch Ammon's district cross country race. I was just arriving in Challis when the secretary from our elementary school called and told me what had happened. The tooth had a clean break, but it broke very close to his gums, at a slanting angle, and about half of his tooth was gone. I talked to him on the phone, and he said it only hurt when he breathed, which made Josh and I worry that there was nerve damage. Since nobody was around to come pick him up from school, he said he was fine to wait the 2 hours until the school day was over. 

I wish this was a better, clearer photo of the dental damage--
I took it with my cell phone after I got home from Challis.
The next morning, we took him to the dentist. He had an x-ray done, and it showed there was no nerve damage. A few days later, he had a filling done on the tooth, but when they drilled some of his tooth away to make a rough edge for the filling to stick to, they said it touched a nerve. Because of this, his tooth might eventually die, which makes me sad.

I'm glad that the dentist was able to fix it, but I'm sad that his sweet little smile is forever changed. I'm bummed out that his year-old permanent tooth is already broken, especially since it's his most noticeable tooth in front, too!

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Frozen, Dead, Thawed, and Displayed

That's the exact process we used to gather bugs for Kanyon's 2nd grade Insect Collection that was due in October. Thankfully, we've done this project before, so we knew what to expect. And since we now have 3 experienced bug catchers in the family, guess who helped Kanyon find all the bugs for his collection?!! I was super happy that his older brothers volunteered to help him! Jonah and Micah were great bug catchers, and Kanyon was so happy to have people interested in joining him on the insect-hunt! I only had to help him one day, when we put it all together on the display board. Kanyon typed up all the insect labels himself, cut them out, and glued them onto the board. I used the cricut machine to make large cut-out bug shapes and his name, and then carefully pinned all the insects onto the board for him. Then the final part of the project was writing about the insects he caught, which he completed on his own. It was a fairly simple project this time--unlike last time when we were doing two collections at the same time when the twins were in 2nd grade! (click here to see TWINS and AMMONS bug projects


His favorite bug was the red velvet ant, which we found one day walking across our driveway. He liked that it felt furry and soft on the top of its body, and he even made a replica of it at school using art supplies!

He was very proud of his completed project, and he earned a grade of 100% on it from his teacher.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Pumpkin Pride


This was our family's 6th year growing a pumpkin patch, and it was the most successful one we've ever had. After experimenting with seed varieties each year, I think we finally found the perfect combination that both works well in our soil and is what the customers like and want. We grew less kinds of variety this year, and planted more of what's been most popular in years past. We had one row of orange jack-be-littles, one row of Gyant Hybrid, and ten rows of Connecticut Field (we didn't grow any blue ones this year, though, even though we had requests for them). Then in our neighbor Frank's garden plot, we planted white jack-be-littles and White Moon pumpkins--which turned out to be the best white ones we've ever planted: they were big, perfectly round, and there was no mold issues with that breed. 

As the boys have gotten older, the work load has become less for Josh and I during the summer months: Ammon rototilled the dirt, and the other boys did a great job weeding on their own. But with age also comes extra opportunities, and the patch has become more challenging for us to work at in the fall due to their increasing sports schedules: it took us about 10 days in September to cut and move all the pumpkins into storage, and the pumpkin patch is open for 6 days in October for the sales days. It was tricky for us to get everything done in the patch this fall with Ammon's cross country and Jonah & Micah's football schedules. As a result, we decided this was our final year. This was a difficult decision to make, but we know it is a necessary one.


We opened up for business on Friday, October 10, and the patch was open the rest of the Fridays and Saturdays in October. I took Thursday the 9th off of work all day to get the whole patch prepared because there wasn't any time to do it; it took me 8 hours to get it all set up! The boys had all helped me on Wednesday night getting the hay-bale maze ready, and I'm so glad, because with their help, we were all able to get it done in 2 hours. If I'd had to do it myself on Thursday, it would've taken me 3 times as long!!

For every day that we were open, we pulled two trailers full of pumpkins out of storage to place in the patch. This system worked out great last year, so we did it again this year--it helps cut down on the pumpkins being exposed to weather. Except this year, we started with over 750 big pumpkins and we had to be creative with our storage!! We've never grown that many large pumpkins in one year before! We put 200 in our bike shed, 200 in the calving shed, 200 in the backside door of the calving shed, and the rest went into Grandpa T.'s shop.

Every year, I like to add one new/different thing in the patch. This year, I added a stomping game. You put a bean bag on the wooden plank, stomp the other end, and try to make the bean bags land on the colored pumpkin board to make the design of a jack-o-lantern face. This required minimal work from me to purchase/paint/and set it up, which was nice, and I also liked having something new for our returning customers.

Last year we added the pumpkin cemetery, and it was so popular that we did it again this year. It amazes me how many people like to look at the rotting pumpkins in the cemetery and take pictures by it!

We also had the cinderella pumpkin carriage photo booth again...

...as well as the jack-o-lantern bean bag toss. It required a fresh paint job this year, which took me just over an hour to do on Thursday afternoon. 

I got a few strawbales and set up a group photo area in front of the cornstalks, which was nicely staged right in front of the fall foliage on the large trees in Kathy's yard. 

We bought orange shirts and hats last year for the boys to wear on sale days. But this year there was only one day in October where they were actually all helping at the same time; the twins were gone to football two of the six sale days, and Ammon had cross country practice and hunting and his mowing job and was hardly able to help out in the patch this fall. 

Kanyon turned out to be the biggest and best help on sale days this year! He was courteous, loyal to the customers, very helpful, and worked hard pushing the wheelbarrows around. We were all so impressed with him! In years past, he's usually just come down once in a while to the patch when his friends were here, but he was in the patch all 6 days, and he was an awesome worker!

Sometimes when it got slow, Kanyon and the twins would go and play in/on the hay bale maze that Edward built next to the pumpkin patch. Edward has done this for us for five years now, and this was the biggest one he's built yet. It had 5 rows and was very long. Lots of customers enjoyed running through/playing in the maze when they came out to the patch, and it has become very popular!

The haybale maze has a spider theme, and every year I add more spiders to the collection that we place in/on the bales. The favorite one that delights the youngsters is the "mommy spider". We hid her in a dead-end this year, and when she is touched, she laughs like a witch and vibrates. I always enjoyed hearing shrieks and screams from people when they found her!

The weather was awesome for the first two weekends of our sale days, and we were so blessed to have such beautiful weather! We were open from 11-5, so when the weather is miserable, 6 hours of straight sitting outside can be miserable. But when the weather is nice, it means we have lots of customers, and it's also a delight to be outdoors and enjoy the gorgeous fall surroundings on the ranch.

At the end of each Saturday night, we loaded up the leftover pumpkins from the patch into our enclosed cargo trailer for the week to protect them from the weather in case we had freezing temperatures, and then we placed them back in the field each Friday morning. This system worked out great--I wish we would've thought to do it before this year! The only drawback was if we had special visitors midweek, like for example one Sunday afternoon my parents and sister Trina and her new husband Dan came to visit us. We took them down to the patch, and they walked around the maze, played games, and then picked their pumpkins out of the trailer (which isn't quite as fun)!

We stayed pretty busy the first two weekends, and by the beginning of the 3rd weekend, we worried that we were going to run out of pumpkins--which we actually did halfway through our final sale day. That's never happened before! We didn't have one single extra pumpkin left (good thing the boys had already picked out their own pumpkins to carve!), and we closed down about 2:00 that day. 

Since Kanyon has finally become SO good at growing and selling pumpkins (unfortunately just in time for our last sale year), we have worked out plans for him to do it again next year--but in a different way. The Sacajawea Center began having a fall festival this year, and they purchased a truck-full of pumpkins from us to sell at it. Next year, we will plant just a few rows of pumpkins, and then take them ourselves to the Sac Center where Kanyon will be the salesman and earn the proceeds from it. This makes it feel like the patch closing is not so final, and also gives him a job to work towards, too. I feel confident that this is the right plan for everyone!
One of my favorite pumpkins we grew this year
was a large, white pumpkin shaped like a pear!
I will miss the pumpkin patch, and many of our customers have expressed similar thoughts and feelings! The pumpkin patch has been a good project for our family: it has taught the boys to work together, to save money, and to be self-sufficient. And although it is sad that this phase of our lives is ending, we know that teaching our kids the value of work is a treasure that will last a lifetime.  
Another one of my favorites from this year's crop:
the butt crack with a bulging top